The Cottage File · €490

See the cottage before you fly.

A branded English PDF for one Finnish listing. Desk due diligence, the town, the money, a verdict. Walk away is allowed. No visit. No call. The file is the service.

Send a listing

€190 to start · €300 to unlock

Sample Cottage File photographed in a Finnish cabin at dusk

How it works

Four steps. One URL. No meeting.

  1. 01

    Send a listing

    Oikotie, Etuovi, or a private URL. Citizenship and whether you want summer or January.

  2. 02

    We take it — or we don’t

    A ten-minute look. If the advert is not serious, no invoice. If it is, a booking payment.

  3. 03

    Desk due diligence

    Finnish text, registers, plan, town, shops, access. Seven business days after the property ID exists.

  4. 04

    Unlock the PDF

    The File is ready. Balance is paid. Then — and only then — the verdict leaves the building.

Who is FinnCabin

A Finnish desk. Not a person in your inbox.

FinnCabin reads the listing, the maps, and the registers in Finnish. You get an English file with a verdict. There is no founder call, no WhatsApp, no tour of the jetty. The brand does the work. If the File says walk away, that is the work finishing — not a conversation.

A sample File

What €490 looks like on paper

Composite File — invented cottage, North Savo pattern. Not a live advert. Six pages, same spine as a paid File. Set the buyer, then turn pages.

Verdict

1 / 6 · swipe this bar

Dotted Finnish — tap like a clause. English opens on that word only.

FinnCabin

Cover · not for a seller · sample

The Grey Sauna, Kivikoski — lakeside cottage

Invented hamlet · North Savo · asking €128,000 · · 4,180 m² · own shore · File FC-01

Verdict · winter / first home · EU buyer

Walk away. Do not book the flight.

You asked for winter. The last 180 m is a summer track. There is no plough minute. The tank has no paper. This is not a first home and not a January cottage.

Asking / cash at purchase

€128,000

EU, unfinanced: €132,884 at deed
First year all-in: €135,356

What you would own

Direct land, 4,180 m², own lake shore. Main house ~48 m² (1978, surfaces 2019, condition “satisfactory”). Sauna ~12 m². Dug well. Concrete septic, year unknown. Summer use unless you rebuild the last 180 m of track.

Conditions — must be written, or do not sign

  1. . Municipal road ends 180 m short. No plough contract.Tap for clause

Verdict

1 / 6 · swipe this bar

  • 01

    A verdict

    Proceed, conditions, or walk away — page one, for whoever else is paying.

  • 02

    This listing, decoded

    What the Finnish is doing. Land or shares. Building right versus what is already there.

  • 03

    Where it actually is

    Town, language, airport, the last road, the shop, the ice.

  • 04

    The money

    This asking price through the calculator, year one, and the extras the listing implies.

  • 05

    Desk due diligence

    Title, plan, shore, flood, permit for this passport. Extracts included once the ID exists.

  • 06

    The path and the email

    Weeks to keys, who to hire as roles, and a letter to the agent.

Not a site visit, survey, bid, or lawyer. Not a second listing. The calculator stays free. This is for when you already have a URL and need to know whether to book the flight.

Request

Send the listing

Opens your email to hello@finncabin.fi. Nothing is stored here. If we take the file, you get a Stripe link for the €190 booking. The PDF waits on the €300 unlock — after the work, before you read the verdict.

Citizenship
Intended use

Stripe booking links when we accept. We decline listings that are not serious.

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