A branded English PDF for one Finnish listing. Desk due diligence, the town, the money, a verdict. Walk away is allowed. No visit. No call. The file is the service.
Oikotie, Etuovi, or a private URL. Citizenship and whether you want summer or January.
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We take it — or we don’t
A ten-minute look. If the advert is not serious, no invoice. If it is, a booking payment.
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Desk due diligence
Finnish text, registers, plan, town, shops, access. Seven business days after the property ID exists.
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Unlock the PDF
The File is ready. Balance is paid. Then — and only then — the verdict leaves the building.
Who is FinnCabin
A Finnish desk. Not a person in your inbox.
FinnCabin reads the listing, the maps, and the registers in Finnish. You get an English file with a verdict. There is no founder call, no WhatsApp, no tour of the jetty. The brand does the work. If the File says walk away, that is the work finishing — not a conversation.
A sample File
What €490 looks like on paper
Composite File — invented cottage, North Savo pattern. Not a live advert. Six pages, same spine as a paid File. Set the buyer, then turn pages.
Verdict
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Dotted Finnish — tap like a clause. English opens on that word only.
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The Grey Sauna, Kivikoski — lakeside cottage
Invented hamlet · North Savo · asking €128,000 · · 4,180 m² · own shore · File FC-01
Verdict · winter / first home · EU buyer
Walk away. Do not book the flight.
You asked for winter. The last 180 m is a summer track. There is no plough minute. The tank has no paper. This is not a first home and not a January cottage.
Asking / cash at purchase
€128,000
EU, unfinanced: €132,884 at deed First year all-in: €135,356
What you would own
Direct land, 4,180 m², own lake shore. Main house ~48 m² (1978, surfaces 2019, condition “satisfactory”). Sauna ~12 m². Dug well. Concrete septic, year unknown. Summer use unless you rebuild the last 180 m of track.
Conditions — must be written, or do not sign
2. The tankNo emptying log, no permit scan. Replace or prove a legal system before the deed — not after.Tap for clause
3. Road-co-op arrearsTwo seasons unpaid in the notes the advert did not translate. Clear or deduct.Tap for clause
4. Non-EU permitDefence permit required (land). Esisopimus dissolves if refused.Tap for clause
Verdict
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A verdict
Proceed, conditions, or walk away — page one, for whoever else is paying.
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This listing, decoded
What the Finnish is doing. Land or shares. Building right versus what is already there.
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Where it actually is
Town, language, airport, the last road, the shop, the ice.
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The money
This asking price through the calculator, year one, and the extras the listing implies.
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Desk due diligence
Title, plan, shore, flood, permit for this passport. Extracts included once the ID exists.
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The path and the email
Weeks to keys, who to hire as roles, and a letter to the agent.
Not a site visit, survey, bid, or lawyer. Not a second listing. The calculator stays free. This is for when you already have a URL and need to know whether to book the flight.
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Send the listing
Opens your email to hello@finncabin.fi. Nothing is stored here. If we take the file, you get a Stripe link for the €190 booking. The PDF waits on the €300 unlock — after the work, before you read the verdict.